I'm a stitch away from making it.

I need to become famous.

LIKE WHOA, NEED TO BECOME FAMOUS.

Why can't saying you're the daughter of the actor James Hwan and vocalist Minnie Hwan carry more weight? This is seriously bullshit, because... It Just Is. Maybe I should become a porn star.

ATTN: Oopa. Yeah, you scumass. Give me back my kicks. Or else you'll become famous for being that guy that lives all squished up in a teeny tiny glass orb.

ALSO ATTN: Everyone. The eighteenth birthday of my best friend and I is coming up this Saturday. That's right- Halloween. So forget about your plans to go trick-or-treating, kiddies, and instead make plans to get tore up from the floor up at the costume party we are throwing. Inquire about details, asscaddies!

I HAVE A PIMPLE THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE GALAXY AND THEN SOME ON MY FOREHEAD! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW NIGHT! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS ASSDAMN ZIT TAKING OVER MY ENTIRE FACE!?

I HATE MY LIFE!

( See the repulsion on your faces... Have you looked in a mirror lately? Have you ever been a teenage dream? My daddy was a TV, my mommy was a magazine. )